muggerfucker

someone that is a fuck that mugs you.

jeff mugged sally and i seen it happen so i said wow your really bein a muggerfucker

by E.S.S bitch June 12, 2010

muggler

Recently discovered species of muggle that was discovered in New York who cares extensively about money (see expensive watch on wrist) and gets most of their wealth and power by mugging wizards and muggle alike. Take caution when approaching one.

We found a muggler disguised as a nurse.

by oggyz May 26, 2014

to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

muggle

The name for a non immortal, according to the books written by J.K. Rowling.

Ron- You lived with a muggle the first eleven years of your life? Wow!
Harry- Not just one, three of them! They're terrible, non-magical folk.

by JJ Potter April 3, 2011

muggle

to snuggle your child til YOU fall asleep and have your purse {muggled} through by said child.

Me and (child's name) muggled for 2 hours today.

by Cindie O January 17, 2009

Mean Mugging

Getting fucked so hard your face starts to frown.

John: Yo this squirrel mean mugging me son

Joseph: Pause
Jnck: You gay John

by YungAlgae July 4, 2018

muggleborn

Having, or being predisposed to leukemia.

The muggleborn died of leukemia.

by lupid November 12, 2008