i have no money

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min

skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money

by superinfinity February 9, 2017

Fuck-It Money

The state of having so much extra money lying around that you can just say "fuck it" and spend it on cool stuff.

The term "fuck-it money" originates from IEM San Jose 2015 when Mark Cuban was fined $15,000 dollars for saying "fuck." Cuban was told that the money was going to Cybersmile, an anti-cyberbullying non-profit organization. After being asked if he wanted to up the pay to $30,000 his simple response was "Fuck-it."

Bill: Jim, did you buy a life sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Jim: You bet your sweet dick I did.
Bill: It must me nice having that fuck-it money.

by EvanLX March 16, 2017

you look money

when you look really good... because money looks good, and so do you.

you look money today, dontcha think Barbara?

by the kid from that one class September 28, 2017

it prints money

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.

Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.

by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

West Texas Fuck Money

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.

Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021

fuck up the church money

To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.

Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.

by Circ Max October 17, 2021

fuck boys, get money

An alternative use for girls who empower other girls, and don't want to say "fuck bitches, get money"

Lilly Singh: My girls' whatsapp group is called "fuck boys, get money"
Selena Gomez: Hahahaha
(only Team Super would understand)

by bicurious.girl May 15, 2018