Missourist

A person who refuses to like old stuff. (Music, Movies, Video Games.)

-Hey you wanna see titanic at my house
-Dude you forgot I'm Missourist.

-Ok. Go hop yourself

by Main_Missouri June 14, 2016

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018