zi ming

Usually when u see someone who is SUPER FAT.

this boy, at the age of 13, is the absolute definition of obesity. he loves to indulge in fast food, and dislikes exercise. his parents have gone bankrupt feeding him and they're homeless now. starving and craving fast food, he ate his relatives and now has an interest for human flesh. he displays 3 of the 7 deadly sins; greed, glutton, and lust. he longs for human flesh, and has eaten all the fast food workers and their fast food, resulting in the closing of all the restaurants. however, that is not enough. any animal, human or inanimate object he sees are not spared. he consumes them all. he eats and eats and eats, gaining calories. he grows bigger and bigger, so big that his overwhelming presence has been seen by the 5 holy knights, and they have rushed over to thwart him, but to no avail. instead, they are consumed and he inherits their power. it is too late to stop him. he now weighs 100 trillion pounds. the floor even struggles to carry him. OH GOD, he's here, in my town. he's gobbling up the citizens and the houses. i don't have much time left. if you're reading this, I'm probably gobbled up already. he has eaten half of humanity and plans on destroying earth. please, if youre reading this, I strongly urge you to save our world from this catastrophic level threat.

Jake: Bruh why is the ground shaking

Gareth: WAIT, THATS A ZI MING

by Fake nani May 26, 2021

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

by The Buggermint Brady Compnay March 29, 2017

Minge strike

When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.

Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"

by Doris Mackeral July 8, 2010

Ming Pong

When you look from place to place and all you can see are mingers.

I was downtown with Luke in the KFC line and it was like a game of Ming Pong.

by stranoster January 20, 2010

barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

alec minge

A fucking badass mother fucker who wrecks hella bitches and gets hella stacks.

My friends cousin is such an alec minge!

by Tanner Larson March 13, 2015

droopy minge

a minge that looks like it has gone through a few strokes and is "sagging". Imagine Roast beef with a jelloish consistency

I hooked up with Bens mom and it took me forever to find the whole, she has one "droopy Minge" once I did the vulva was wrapped around my dick and I had to twist it off

by Droopy Minge January 20, 2023