Useless Mike

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008
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Mike Macking

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
by Van Thos December 07, 2012
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Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.
girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face
by lawl... December 23, 2011
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Mike Trout

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren
by hard rock gin September 13, 2020
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Mike Cup

An individual cup with ones name labeled on it for drinking, only to be used by that individual. It is used to avoid sharing cups with others during drinking games and avoiding sickness.
Right when Eric got to the party he made his own Mike Cup because there was a nasty virus going around.
by skorn1 March 24, 2011
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Mike Yin

Noun
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.

Synonymous to Dave and Incel.

2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.

Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin

Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you
by tsunderefan123 January 10, 2019
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Mike Rodick

His name is funny, but his name change is better: He goes by his moms maiden name, which is litt. Mike Litt
I lost Mike Litt, I swear he is like a Mike Rodick, You can never find him under your nose.
by Shesfuckingcrazy October 06, 2020
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