by lawl... December 29, 2011
Get the Midnight Mikemug. The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.
by mikezpizza May 6, 2018
Get the Doorman Mikemug. by hard rock gin September 13, 2020
Get the Mike Troutmug. living legend . panic! at the discos guitarist since 2018 . corgi lover . lives his best life on stage with nicole row and brendon urie . would also let him throw me into a wall .
by theonlyreason March 5, 2019
Get the mike naranmug. 
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
Get the Moist Mikemug. To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008
Get the Useless Mikemug.