MILF

Stands for Mother/Mom, I'd Like to Fuck. Also DILF, SILF, and BILF. See Motherfucker

"Oh, dude, I just milfed my mom last night."
"Bro, you be fucked up.

by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

MILFitia [milf-ish-a]

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.

MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.

by warheadzz July 30, 2010

soon-to-be-milf

1. One who is not yet a milf.
2. A milf who has yet to have children.

I love Milfs, GMilfs and Soon-to-be-milfs

by alexakis December 25, 2007

midlength crisis

not quite short, not quite mullet, not quite anything. your hair is in a no-man's land of style.

"Ben's having a killer midlength crisis"

by Danjnk December 10, 2008

[milf-t]

Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D

Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.

by Dreadcock :) January 4, 2009

milf mill

an area where attractive moms often congregate.

"dude have you been to that new save on foods? its a total milf mill!"

by cutmeaslice October 13, 2009

MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.

"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."

by zombieskin January 1, 2012