A stupid cunt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. She will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man's junk. She lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. She likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumbass. She ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. If you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you'd better run faster than she can because she's a bitch.
The results are in! The President of the Itty-Bitty-Titty Committee is....Megan W.!!!
Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.
I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.
Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?
Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.
I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
Megan W.'s vagina is named bunny foo, because it's pure and white.
I saw Megan W. hooking up with the band teacher Mr. Campbell at the football game last weekend. Afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and Red Stripe beer from Jamaica.
Remember that time Megan W. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?
Did you hear what Megan W. did to Emily and Kristin? What a bitch. Good thing they're living the good life now, too bad she's all alone with no friends.
I heard Megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests Emily, Kristin, Cameron, Brytney, Emily, and Zach.
by Emily and Kristin May 16, 2008
Get the megan w.mug. Actress who, though not rather good, has gained the attraction of teenage boys aorund the world (dispite having a boob job, lip plumping surgery and a nose job).
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Attractive but boring, mainly due to the same pose she uses for every photo taken of her and her kind-of desperate "tomboy" act she puts on.
Girls apparently can't like her because guys will say they're jealous - and boys can't say it either because then they would "be gay".
Was much prettier naturally, and is the downfall to every teenage girl suffering with low self esteem. Along with Cheryl Cole, girls now pine to look like this in an attempt to look like what their male peers find most attractive.
This then results in the crushingly low feeling girls feel due to the male peers commenting on how "hot" Megan Fox is, "the hottest girl alive". Not acceptable when told to your girlfriend.
Said by many guys to be "curvy", but the hourglass figure shows a difference of 9 inches between the waist and hips, which is near impossible considering her American size 2 figure.
Girlfriend: Let's go see a movie!
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
Boyfriend: Yeah, Megan Fox is in Jennifer's Body, she's the hottest girl alive.
Girlfriend: You're dumped.
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14-year-old guy 1: Megan Fox is sooooo fit
14-year-old guy 2: Oh yeah I just jizzed in my pants
14-year-old guy 1: Lets go wank over her
14-year-old guy 2: Nah I have to go see my girlfriend
14-year-old guy 1: Pussy.
by NadddRush December 4, 2009
Get the Megan Foxmug. by MarilynByo December 20, 2009
Get the Megan Foxmug. The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.
by micliciousss January 20, 2019
Get the Megan Cowellmug. megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you
by s random person July 28, 2019
Get the megans eggmug. 1. A.k.a. a narcissistic cheater woman or gal
2. Selfish bitch; it's all about her needs and wants
3. Promiscuous slut or whore
4. Loves to jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention a.k.a. a Hopper
5. Rebound relationship expert
6. Loves to manipulate her preys
7. Have attachment issues specifically an Anxious Love Attachment
8. Full of insecurities, lacks confidence within herself
9. Swindler Megan (may gana or have fondness or inclination) loves to:
Meganang manlalaki (fondness for other men)
Meganang mangaliwa (inclined to cheat)
Megana sa mga abangers (fondness for poachers)
Meganang magmanipula (inclined in guilt tripping or gaslighting)
Meganang magsinungaling (fondness in lying)
*Any Megan you can think of... LOL
2. Selfish bitch; it's all about her needs and wants
3. Promiscuous slut or whore
4. Loves to jumps from one individual of the opposite sex to another individual of the opposite sex for the mere pleasure of seeking vast amounts of attention a.k.a. a Hopper
5. Rebound relationship expert
6. Loves to manipulate her preys
7. Have attachment issues specifically an Anxious Love Attachment
8. Full of insecurities, lacks confidence within herself
9. Swindler Megan (may gana or have fondness or inclination) loves to:
Meganang manlalaki (fondness for other men)
Meganang mangaliwa (inclined to cheat)
Megana sa mga abangers (fondness for poachers)
Meganang magmanipula (inclined in guilt tripping or gaslighting)
Meganang magsinungaling (fondness in lying)
*Any Megan you can think of... LOL
My ex is definitely a swindler megan. She can't be with herself after a break up, she always need a someone to make her feel complete. SMH
by Yabu March 7, 2021
Get the Swindler Meganmug.