mattschroeder

a hoss from chesterfield

see that faggot jacked up on steroids, he's such a mattschroeder.

by jsdhlkj March 10, 2008

mattstevensonized

the act of getting toasted and passing out on the closet floor to your surrounding.

That dude was mattstevensonized!

by mattmotherfuckingstevenson December 27, 2011

Mattship

The worshipping of a guy named Matt it can happen to anyone, causing you to do anything for the Matt its a worrying disease that can take over your life.

Matt: Will you come over tonight? 😉
Girl(who's Mattshipped): Anything for you... Ahh

Witness: That poor girl is suffering from Mattship disease

by Piggycheese July 31, 2016

Mattsters

A quite/sneaky basterd who typically says "dope" and smokes pot

Hey what's up mattsters

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

mattsgeheim

The best youtuber and minecraft player

Wow mattsgeheim is really good you should subscribe to his youtube channel

by Boba fett from lego star wars January 12, 2020

Mattserbation

When a guy called Matthew strangles his sausage.

Q. Matt’s been gone for awhile, what’s do you think he’s up to?
A. Mattserbation.

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

mattsec

the most elite of the elite will run your shit any day

yo mattsec doxed me wtf bro!

by zlic May 1, 2020