Mattship

The worshipping of a guy named Matt it can happen to anyone, causing you to do anything for the Matt its a worrying disease that can take over your life.

Matt: Will you come over tonight? 😉
Girl(who's Mattshipped): Anything for you... Ahh

Witness: That poor girl is suffering from Mattship disease

Mattship by Piggycheese July 31, 2016

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Mateship

Australian in origin; to abandon your citizens overseas during a global pandemic and then threaten them with jail time if they try to return back home

Australia's COVID response has been an excellent demonstration of mateship.

Mateship by strandedaustralian July 1, 2021

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Mateship

Australian way of friendship, but is greater than friendship. It is treating people equally, regardless of race, gender, creed, religion, etc, and isn't shallow.

I don't want a friendship with you, I want us to have a mateship.

Mateship by Desert Paintbrush October 22, 2010

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mateship

A bond between australian men that runs deep - very deep!

I would like to mateship you

mateship by Johan1991 January 23, 2009

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Mateship

1. A relationship similar to friendship, but beyond. An unbreakable bond between two people regardless of sex, age, race, religion etc. Particularly used in reference to Australians and the Australian Military.

2. (On occasion) Relationship of two friends which includes regular sex (both casual and ranked competitive). Most usually between males.

1. It was their Mateship that kept him going on.
2. It was their Mateship that kept him going on.

Mateship by Chrithpynator April 5, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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