One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!
“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”
“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”
“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”
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an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"
by inthaweeds January 28, 2018
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Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.
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Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
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