No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.

Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”

by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020

Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.

I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 8, 2022

Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

Macsterbating

The act of materbating while playing xbox

Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.

by is online April 24, 2011

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016