Maryland Chilidog

When a sexual partner is sucking your genitalia and she proceeds to then throw up on your genitalia.

Mark was with his girlfriend and she gave him a Maryland Chilidog.

by Cucker1000 March 9, 2026

Maryland Chilidog

When a girl is preforming a fellatio on semi-hard genitalia and then proceeds to throw up on said genitalia. Then the girl stops to admire the artwork made. (First preformed in Maryland)

Aidan and his girlfriend were in bed and due to Aidan having erectile disfunction his penis was not fully hard. His girlfriend then proceeded to throw up on his semi-hard penis, then stoped to admire her artwork, therefore preforming a Maryland Chilidog.

by Cucker1000 March 9, 2026

maylin sauberman

the sexiest kind of empress to ever step foot on the earth. mere mortals bow down to these kinds of girls perfection. with the voice of a siren, a maylin sauberman will lure you into her depths and never let you go. she is often seen in cohorts with darren criss. i met a maylin sauberman once off the coast of the dardanelles, and i became entranced. a maylin sauberman will wear a bright red lip and ruin your life for the better. beware of these incredible creatures. they will either be your demise, or change your life in ways you never expected.

my friend met a maylin sauberman once and he was captured by her beauty and sweet sweet vocal chords.

by theneverendingzebra March 10, 2025

Markling

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt

Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!

by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Marylanding

1. You wait to the last minute to cut across 3 lanes of traffic before and exit
2. You abandon your car on the side of the highway

On my way home back to DC from a Ravens game, I saw 35 instances of marylanding

by Sass28 May 10, 2025

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025