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The marmor paradox

Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
Wow look at this guy he is so awsome and cool he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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Swooly mammoth

A huge dude with a big dick, takes too many steroids, he'll probably die tomorrow
I was at the gym and I saw Cornelius, what a swooly mammoth.
by Superfish210 January 20, 2017
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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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Angry Mammoth

When you’re having sex and you cum on her face, cut off her ponytail and stick it to her.
“I gave Jenny the Angry Mammoth last night!”
by LadyWolfer May 25, 2019
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Desert Mammoth

the best map maker in aw3, also a british man
Desert Mammoth has taken the workshop
by dedqfervefwf October 20, 2020
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julianna marcotte

The way I would describe the words "Julianna Marcotte" would be the only person I know that could do everything she does and still keep a smile on her face; She constantly puts up with everyones shit and still manages to keep up with hers too. Her life is a living hell but she pushes through to be strong for her mom and the people around her.

Please listen to the upcoming words <3.

Her Mom,
Julianna Marcotte can be ignorant to many things in her life, such as, she thinks that she does nothing for her mom and sort of leaves her out to dry. THIS IS FALSE. Julianna Marcotte struggles with many things. She juggles school, helping around the house, being there for her friends and family while also having other personal issues. She thinks she can be too self centred sometimes but its actually the opposite. She rips herself apart because she looks out for people too much while not knowing what she's doing to herself. She needs to put her mother first, then herself and, then she can start to worry act others

School,

Julianna Marcotte is a OUTSTANDING student and a profound mathematician. She get extraordinary grades in all of her classes, yet still isn't satisfied. She has to get it through her head that she is one of the smartest people I know and that she can do a lot more than she thinks. i know her and if she puts her mind to something, she can achieve it if she puts in her effort.

ily julianna<3
don't let anything or anyone bring you down.

Sincerely,

Anonymous.
"Oh have you heard of that girl?"-person 1
"oh Julianna Marcotte?"-person 2
"yea her COCK IS HUGE"-person 1

"yea I know I saw it poking out of her shoe a couple days ago"-person2
"and she has this smoking hot boyfriend Larry'-person 1
"THIS IS I, BIG DICK LARRY"-Larry
"OMG ITS LARRY" "WOW HE'S SO HOT" *crowd cheers*
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Wooley Mammoth

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021
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