poly-auto masturbation/orgy

a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.

I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.

by sharonelectrons September 4, 2009

Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

by Curiousss June 8, 2009

tantric masturbation

Masturbating for an extended period of time at a rythmic pace so as not to experience orgasm, instead greatly delaying the orgasm. Fleshlight's are the most effective tool.

Often described as an erotic yet meditative state of mind.

Masturbating while maintaing concentration for over 2-3 hours - tantric masturbation.

by babylonian_ January 26, 2012

masturbation station

the state your in right before you spew semen

me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station

by jizz-master October 25, 2005

mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 16, 2007

lyrical masturbation

To say a statement that 'screws' you

from WYCLEF JEAN - IT DOESN'T MATTER

That new game diss was some lyrical masturbation. He fucked him self so hard. 50 will shit all over him.

by vercetti February 15, 2006

Procrastination Masturbation

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013