An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!
by 42goingon12 October 16, 2023
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While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.
I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker
by High minds August 17, 2022
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The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
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A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.
Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.
by Da Freckle Maka March 25, 2016
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