major bitch 

Ultimate bitch

oh my god she's a major bitch! she's on another level of bitchiness!

major bitch by jojojojomo August 1, 2016

morning major 

name for a cock when woke up with it stiff

paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"

morning major by pault69 November 4, 2008

A Major 

A Key in which music is played, consisting of three sharps or flats.

A major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
A B C# D E F# G# A

A Major by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

major_matt 

The pink skirt wearing monster! Feared by many, but loved by many!

He is the fine line between sexy and absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

major_matt by Al Gore August 18, 2003

majorpain 

Noun.
(1) a wordlamer/word beyond all comprehension. A rampant, stupid, ugly, genital-free zone.
(2) a slimy postule or wart on the penis of a walrus.

(1) Julian Clarey is almost as gay as majorpain!
(2) I've got a huge majorpain on my penis and no matter how much I scratch it, burn it, shout at it or cut it, it just wont let go.

majorpain by anonymous September 28, 2003

major punch-up 

A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.

Celtic Vs Rangers > major punch-up shall ensue.

major punch-up by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Majorlemma 

its more than a dilemma. its a majorlemma

i hav a majorlemma......wat do i watch 2nyt?
vampire diaries or flash forward?

Majorlemma by fuzzy lil man peach September 28, 2009