when a group of Mac fanboys sit around in a circle rubbin each other's Macbooks. Usually "oh my god!" is replaced by "oh steve!" very similar to a circle jerk.
when someone buys a macbook, and the others flock around to open and close the macbook over and over and talk about the genius of steve jobs, until they explode into a burst of selfpleasure, hence Mac'ing off
by phr3akazoid August 27, 2009
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They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.
Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
They have stopped manufacturing them with the useful handle on the top, because they found that when people got really mad about the fact that their mac has just messed up again, People would pick them up (by the handle) and throw them out the damn window, which could hurt a valuable member of the public, like a Windows user.
Dont get me wrong though, I think macs are ok, but the egotistical advertising campaignes, and pompus claims that apple broadcast really get on my nerves.
Mum, I got you a new computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer
Me - cheers mum
Mum - yes, its one of those apple mac thingys
Me - take it back you silly bitch, and get me a proper computer
by Buzzy May 27, 2006
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To clearify, a Big Mac has nothing to do with Bernie Mac, Elle MacPherson, Pornography, or anything else you can think of.
by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
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This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.
Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.
The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
This restores the sandwich to the original glory it enjoyed upon its introduction in 1968 before the burgers slowly shrank over decades until the present when they are dwarfed by White Castle patties.
Because the flimsy sesame seed buns haven't had a real burger placed on them in decades, the Fat Mac special order violates the use-as-directed warranty and may result in injury or Special Sauce spillage. For this reason it is customary to cut the sandwich into quarters and treat each fourth as if it were a dainty canape.
The Super-Size Fat Mac Value Meal is traditionally eaten in celebration of the breaking of one's diet.
1.
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."
Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"
Customer: "Oh yes."
2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"
Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"
Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
Customer: "Gimme a Big Mac with quarter-pounder burgers value meal with large Coke. And I'm gonna go with a Fillet-O-Fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cos it's fish."
Teller: "One Fat Mac meal, one Filet-O-Fish would you like to Super-Size that?"
Customer: "Oh yes."
2.
Glutton 1: "Gater holy shit you ate three Fat Macs?!?"
Glutton 2: "Burp! Are you gonna eat those chicken nuggets?"
Glutton 1: "You are a Golden God!"
by Sergeant Hoze July 24, 2008
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by Louie C. August 3, 2007
Get the mac experience mug.An overpriced BSD clone with a fancy gui, that happens to be one of the most controversial topics in the world of computers.
Typical discussion about mac os x is as follows:
PC user: "OMG macs are overpriced and their gui is backwards!"
Mac user: "OMG windows is teh suck, because its made by MS and not Apple!"
Normal person: "Why the fuck would you not get linux?"
PC user: "OMG macs are overpriced and their gui is backwards!"
Mac user: "OMG windows is teh suck, because its made by MS and not Apple!"
Normal person: "Why the fuck would you not get linux?"
by STFU BIATCH August 11, 2008
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"No, what?"
"Me and Jason Big Mac'd her!!"
"NICE!!!"
"No, what?"
"Me and Jason Big Mac'd her!!"
"NICE!!!"
by Josh & Thalia October 22, 2008
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