Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.

Montana Webster, not the state.Loser.

by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021

Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020

Montana Redneck

Hey chapter, dumbass.

chapter is a fucking moron Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023

montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018