Montgomery County

A county in Maryland in the DC metro area where you can have the CEO of a multi billion dollar company living in a super wealthy neighborhood 5 minutes from a construction worker living in a working class neighborhood. Areas like Potomac, Bethesda, Chevy Chase etc are extremely wealthy and if you happen to be normal middle class renting a house in one of those areas then I feel sorry for you because you will feel overwhelmed. Areas like Kensington, Germantown, Rockville etc are more standard middle class and areas like Wheaton and Silver Spring are on the lower middle class-lower class end. This doesn't say that there isn't someone living in Potomac who might be lower middle class somehow or that there aren't people in silver spring who are relatively affluent. Many kids though in the richer areas have a fucked view on things because they go to places like Wheaton and shit themselves when really I honestly think it's ok there because I moved to Moco 4 years ago and had spent my childhood in an apartment in a working class neighborhood. Anyway the county is very diverse and you will find everything here.

Potomac guy: I had such a hard day omg I went to Wheaton fucking ghetto holy shit it was scary af bro!!

Kensignton guy: your life is fucked. Fucking Montgomery County

by moconahhh August 26, 2013

Big Montana

1. A roast beef sandwich at Arby's.
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)

"Wow, that bitch sure does have a Big Montana between her legs."

by algorhythm March 13, 2004

Montreal-North

The most ghetto place in Canada, where you better be walking with your vest or you gonna die!

- Yo, I need to buy some crack and to go sell this big ass chain to the pawn shop, where should I go?
- Man, grab your vest, we going to Montreal-North

by P-Y September 27, 2004

montano

A man with integrity and respect. Someone who asks for nothing, but takes everything. Strong as a mountain.

That spartan was as tough as a montano!

by MateoMontano February 22, 2017

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

8 Month Rule

The time it takes for two people to feel totally comfortable and start acting like their true selves in a relationship. Often times this is the time in which the pair will find out if they are really compatible or it was all just for fun and they were covering up their issues.

"Did you hear that Joe and Cindy broke up?"

"Yeah, totally the 8 month rule, those two were never gonna work, they were just high on the idea, and sex"

by fakethefunk November 8, 2011

Richard Montgomery High School

A high school where there is just about every single type of person you can think of. You have the IB kids, the strangest people you will meet. You have the typical jocks and chads shagging all the girls. You also have every racial group you could think of. The dosent have a special ed program but it seems that way walking by some of the people in the halls. You also have the druggies who have outstanding warrants and no future what so ever.

Thank God Cole Dyson moved away from Richard Montgomery High School.

Ahh, Richard Montgomery High School the place where the druggies smoke behind the school in Elwood.

by rmhs truth teller October 24, 2019