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White Mike 

a white male typically raised in black/urban environment, adores black women, despises and rejects anything caucasian including white women. Adored by black women. The only white guy at the party that everybody loves. Possibly a rapper or dj. Blacker than some of his black friends proving the "white" in White Mike is actually quite ironic. Fly ass dude.
White Mike gets more black girls than me.

White Mike is black, he's just real real lightskin.

White Mike knows all the bad bitches

Mike Vallely 

A professional skateboarder who is famous for his sociopathic behavior and anger issues. It's sad that there are kids who look up to him.
That self-righteous piece-of-shit hanging out in the K-Mart parking lot reminds me of Mike Vallely!

Mike Shinoda 

Mike was born 2/11/1977 in Angora. California. He is an artist, a musition, and a husband. He is Fine and smart and so talented. I'm a die hard fan and won't scream if I meet him. He is part of linkin park and is 1/2Japanese And 1/2Anerican. He is a good role modle and is the the 1 thing that keeps the band together.
TiaMike is my role modle
AshleyMike is hot
TiaYes but he is also cool
Mike Shinoda by {TIA} Faulkenberry February 12, 2005

mike patton

Greatest vocalist in metal. Sung for Faith No More in place of the previously awful vocalist Chuck Mosely. He got the job based on a demo he handed FNM from his work with Mr Bungle. He worked these two bands together and made some messy and random music with Mr Bungle, all 3 albums vary greatly in genre, showcasing his diverse ability. His first album with FNM- The Real Thing was an epic 80's album although Angel Dust and the sub-sequent albums essentialy created the nu-metal genre. After the splitting of Faith No More he went into Fantomas, an even stranger band than Mr Bungle. In Fantomas. he rarely uses lyrics, instead using his voice as an instrument creating a variety of obscure noises. His latest band is the more linear Tomahawk. He's also performed on Dillinger Escape Plan EP- Irony is a Dead Scene and ventured into rap with General Patton vs The X Ecuctioners there's also his experimental solo work.
"Shit man, this music is the fucking shit!"

"Who is it?"

"Mike fucking Patton, you dig?"

"Yeah, Patton owns"
mike patton by Albino May 13, 2005
The worst of the boys out there- Mike.
He's adorable, sweet, and kind. Easy to love and fall in love with, and he makes you give him your all with complete willingness. But in reality, he doesn't even care about you, he's embarrassed of you, won't talk to you in certain publics, and won't message you back. He will avoid you at all costs unless he has no way out. A complete heart breaker, and a self centered asshole who fucks around with your friends. And a waste of time. Stay away from Mikes.
I'm sorry that boy broke your heart, is just how they are. A Mike.
Mike by number 00.7 August 15, 2011

makedamnsure 

a very good song made by taking back sunday a good band (tho tbs's 1st cd was better i felt like putting this thing on here)
i just wanna break you down so badly---makedamnsure