Tampa Bay Lightning

NHL Team, 2020 Stanley Cup Champions. They have Brayden Point and Steven Stamkos and Victor Hedman

Bro did you see how Tampa Bay Lightning did in the finals?

by That Bruins Fan September 29, 2020

Lightnning

Plural for lightning

There is a lot of lightnnings outside my window

by Tamaia June 20, 2006

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.

by kevlagnu June 8, 2010

Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.

I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.

by Professional Series August 23, 2004

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking

Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol

by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009

Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.

Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!

by boogerh7 November 23, 2010