When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.
by Littlegael June 27, 2016

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020

by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018

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by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019
