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John Lennon

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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noun: a marijuana cigarette.

source: albuquerque police department.
"(The defendant) then said he had been smoking a leno, which is a name used for a marijuana cigarette."
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smallest pecker in the world
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The condition of being the uber leet haxorz to the maxorz
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Bagged leftovers from a restaurant that are hidden outside of a bar in a bush or behind a rock to keep your hands free until last call, whereupon you can pick it back up and take it home to eat.
"We can just stash it outside the bar and have bush leftovers later."
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John Lennon

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
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Lenton

someone who tries to get free drinks off of you, usually by using their sexuality
she is definitely a Lenton, dont get her a drink
by Sam Stevens May 15, 2003
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