soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

Barenaked Ladies

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

by bill the cat August 15, 2008

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017

Laddie

A kid (usually under the age of 15) that never makes any sense.

The Lad: I pooped then fortnited
Adam: The laddie makes no sense

by bruhv March 3, 2020

Reverse landing strip

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)

She had a reverse landing strip.

by LolJunky October 18, 2018

lil viet ladies

six super lovely ladies that everyone loves and wants to be

''whoa, look at those lilvietladies, they are just so cool''

by jphur November 19, 2003