jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.

Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.

by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

The Lasenium

A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.

“I feel bored, let’s open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.”

by Handof October 16, 2018

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Grand Larsen

When someone speaks with authority on a topic they barely know.

"Listen Steve, you committed Grand Larsen in that meeting, and they knew.

by S0upNazi May 4, 2020

gabby lapeyre

just the sickest bitch out there she’s cool asfk

ayo have u heard of gabby lapeyre?
yeah dude she’s sick!

by yoyoyoyostee September 8, 2020