latex laceration

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.

WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

lacey Daniel

a y7 girl that is so unpopular she spreads a rumour about herself saying she is pregnant ! but really its only a pillow up her top !

hey im lacey Daniel and im pregnant !

by notaslutatall November 13, 2011

laced

Having one or more STDs and not telling your sex partner

I wouldn't fuck her. She's laced with crabs

by DarkFOX09 March 20, 2007

shoe laces

An expression used when someone is always up on somebody, sweatin' them.

Dang, look at Veronica's shoe laces hanging from Rashad's ass!

by Fruitie Cutie 617 May 13, 2005

lacternis

a disgusting creature you get when a unicorn and a lizard have sex.

The lacternis is a fat medium sized screwed up lizard.

by afukenduck August 16, 2019

Jesse Lacey

Frontman for Brand New. Probably the most emo man that has ever lived. Amazing songwriter. Besties with John Nolan.

Jesse Lacey is the emo god.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

laced

"laced" one might think of this word as HIGH NIGGA
but in this case its not. It means hella buff or Roman only because he is insanely buff or "laced"

Jake: hey nigga

roman: yo guyy what it is

jake:ohh sorry roman for staring you are incredibly LACED, have you been lifting

roman:yea i have braheem

jake:well ima dip set! peace

by roman merrell March 18, 2008