loliii

a person who just cannot keep his/her mouth shut, due to a lack of mental capacity, if this type of person were to be doing anything negative online, then that person has got too much time on their hands, and is a stupid third grader

person posting on youtube: why did my video get such a bad review?
Person next to them: it must be a loliii

by PTLS April 7, 2009

Lolita Psychopath

A Lolita Psychopath is someone whos basically really sweet and kind and childish who seems really innocent but is an extreme homicidal psychopath who will attack the second u show a single weakness or let down your guard. They are also extremely easy to please and bipolar so if you make them mad you have a big chance to be able to calm them down and they'll forget about being angry but if you don't they will kill you. They are also amazing liars so you will never know when they will attack. They are often identified as yanderes and they fall in love hard and easily. Be careful if you identify them they are dangerous.

The Lolita psychopath murdered him in the end and got away with it. Who would suspect such an innocent girl of such a brutal murder?

by Pseudonymisnotalreadytaken October 16, 2021

loligagger

Someone who uses 'lol' to punctuate an every day sentence, specifcally if it contains no point of humour.

Mary is a loligagger; her last text simply said "I went to the shops today, lol."

by Arry Diction January 16, 2009

vanilla lolipop

when a women is performing oral sex on your penis you cut her head off leaving a white and red head on your penis like a lolipop.

oral sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex penis. "You will let me give you a vanilla lolipop if you love me."

by john little May 4, 2006

lolita

A teenage whore that acts like a young innocent girl.

My girlfriend is acting like a Lolita though she's already old.

by John karl the ill boy January 11, 2009

loling

The crime of 'laughing out loud' over the interent.

by Diego November 8, 2003

Lolicon

Usually a male who enjoys looking at lolis, or prepubescent anime girls , in a non-sexual context
Those who view lolis in a sexual manner are pedophiles.

Two different things

Dude my friend is such a lolicon, his favorite anime characters are little girls

by Wpanda October 14, 2020