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Kramer worm

When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people
Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.
Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!
by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023
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Kramered

Inspired by Kramer from Seinfeld.

To Krame is to do anything Kramer would do in a situation which could be anything outlandish, wild, weird or just funny.
1 Kramered myself into a Calvin Klein underwear ad, I kramered myself into people thinking I was a dermatologist... etc etc.
by Jazeboy November 8, 2023
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Kraber

The bigass sniper rifle in Titanfall 1 and 2 that when mastered, lets you shit on filthy CAR/Volt casuals in MP with ZERO consequences.

It's also a neutered care package gun in Apex Legends (the wannabe Titanfall)
Filthy Casual: Lol I got a 30+ kill game

Kraber user: LETS GOO I GOT 10 KILLS
by Darthbuttkiss November 17, 2023
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Kraber

The most baller weapon to use in Titanfall 2. It is a .50 cal sniper rifle that requires skill to even use effectively. It does so much damage that it one shots the average multiplayer scrub even at the toe. This shit is a dopamine factory that nobody can complain about you using because of how difficult it is to use.

Also it exists in Apex Legends (the worse Titanfall)
Casual: I think I'll use the CAR or the Volt..

Absolute gamer: Kraber my beloved!
by Darthbuttkiss November 29, 2023
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Kiaper

Yo! I just saw some huge milkers and filled my Kiaper!
by Chimp-Arm October 11, 2024
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Kraken Somebody

"Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
Octupus: "Dawg I'm gonna Kraken somebody today"
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
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