kitchen dick

an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.

"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."

by slappinflappin October 13, 2010

Kitara

Kitara is the name of a great mom. She loves her children with all her heart, and even though she has been through rough times, she holds to those things that are important to her.

That Kitara, why she's a keeper!

by SheAbsolutelyLovesHerMommy November 23, 2010

Kitchen

The place women should stay forever

"Hey" Boy
"Hey" Girl

"Get back in the kitchen bitch lmao" Boy

by Daddy's always watching September 20, 2018

Kitchener, Ontario

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)

Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.

by CuckMasterPro July 25, 2017

The Kitchen

soooo you know that one place where you cook eggs or like wash the dishes and stuff yeah that thing

I bathe myself using the sink in The Kitchen

by QLD'er March 16, 2020

Kitagawa

A very sexy japanese last name. Although usually sluts have it. Many japanese porn stars have this last name.

Candy Kitagawa is a very talented porn star

by danikalynn January 3, 2008

Out of the Kitchen

A phrase used to describe vaginal fluids that are particularly hot in temperature and create a burning sensation for the affected woman.

Boyfriend: Can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.

by Lorne Evader November 5, 2011