Victorian Keyhole

When the janitor with all the keys corners you in the stall and proceeds to try to "unlock" your butthole.

Your honor, the janitor tried to give my client what is reffered to a "victorian keyhole"

by EandPdefinitions May 31, 2021

i.keiko.i

They’re very gay

i.keiko.i is very gay!

by Krvsq September 1, 2021

Pooping a Keyhole

Shitting in a urinal.

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.

by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017

smashing your keyboard

When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.

Person 1: Why are you Smashing Your Keyboard ?
Person 2: BECAUSE IM MAD!

by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021

kat’s keyboard

kat’s keyboard is referring to when someone can’t type on a cell phone properly; they make many mistakes when typing that their sentences don’t make any sense.

“you can’t spell anything right, it’s like you have kat’s keyboard”

by AHHHHHHBY January 7, 2023

keyboard turner

when someone uses W A S D to turn in the game world of warcraft.

u r such a keyboard turner u scrub

by saiwha March 4, 2009

Keyboard Coward

A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.

That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.

by Nick Lotze March 25, 2016