jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

elizabeth kelly

The cutest, sweetest girl you know who has a sneaky side to her. Not very romantic but her hair smells great.

That girl is an Elizabeth Kelly, looks sweet and all but actually sells weed.

by Aleoxoezo97 July 4, 2017

Brad Kelly

Beware of the Brad Kelly. A muscular creature that stalks the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.

Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.

Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!

Beware of that man! He looks reminds me of that Brad Kelly!

by SOT BreadBin April 13, 2020

Conour Kelly

He’s secretly a drug dealer when he says I’m going home he’s actually selling and won’t let people in his man bag he probably where’s Adidas or Nike and sleeps all the time

Friend: let’s go shops
Conour Kelly: nah I’m going home

Then he goes to sell

by A man February 23, 2020

Benjamin kelly

The pussy magnet

Benjamin Kelly gets all the girls

by Own39qjclq11pdjz June 28, 2021

Kelli stavast

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

shane kelly

a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.

girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!

by darkredaestheticig September 24, 2023