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Social Justice Assassin

A very right-wing person, particularly equidistant from the center of the political spectrum to Social Justice Warriors, who defends right-wing beliefs openly. They are usually completely red pilled, and typically destroy SJWs by introducing scientific racism and cold facts into arguments. In doing so, they fearlessly and unboundedly offend their left-wing counterparts and totally degenerate normies while laughing their asses off.

Although the political craze is about the same as SJWs, they might be more subject to social alienation because of the current state of political views emanating from the mass media. Among their rational, mostly male, heterosexual friends, they are usually well respected as a defender of the nuclear family and traditional values, and they are very intelligent people overall who have likely not been raised to become what they have become.

They are the most socially trained because they must deduct the nature of their conversation partners before they reveal any information about what they truly believe. A true SJA knows how and when to play his neo-nazi beliefs, and must properly conceal but slowly infect the minds of his close associates until he is sure that they will laugh along with him as he assassinates SJWs.

They are usually called "Justice Assassins" and rely heavily on their down-to-earth squad to protect their fantastic radiance.
Ryan: I swear, yesterday, I saw John absolutely destroy this pink-hair SJW
Drake: I fucking love that neo-nazi Social Justice Assassin
Ryan: But I totally thought he was a liberal
Drake: He is really good at hiding himself
Ryan: Thank God not everyone on this campus is a totally degenerate liberal
by Justice Assassin October 3, 2016
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megan justice

a homosexual male that insists on getting jiffy extra crunch peanut butter spread on his urethra and insisting that derek eades brings out the jelly to make a urethra and jelly sandwich when jerking off with his own tears as luberication... and thinking bout giving a cincinattie bake potatoe to oprah winfree on the fourth of july while pat sajak jerks off on to his own butt crack
Fucking that megan justice was almost as bad as fucking tyler hinkle.
by Billy Swanzer December 15, 2008
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The Swords of Justice

Immediately after engaging in rear or "Doggy Style" intercourse, one draws two swords and thrusts them victoriously in their partner; Sado-Masochistic
Joe Bradley performed "The Swords of Justice" on some chick because he thought it would be cool but she didn't dig it
by J-SWILL November 24, 2003
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orange justice

When a girl has a fresh spray tan and you drop a load that makes her spray tan drip
Yah Haden has such a fake spray tan but i got some orange justice on her.
by Octacock8 June 2, 2018
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Orange Justice

A well known cringy dance made by an autistic kid who plays fortnite battle royale.
orange justice more like orange ......
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justice league

tha combinations of atleas 3 ov the 7 superhero sex moves, of superman, green lantern, flash, hawk girl, batman, wonder woman and j'onn. (correct definitions by Mutha WAT)
guy1: yesterday i gav dis girl a full Justice League with a superman, spiderman, AND a batman!!
guy2: wtf, spidermans a marvel hero and batman can onli b done with men, u poser-homo!
(kills guy 1)
by Mutha WAT July 7, 2004
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Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.
I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!
by Captain Standley June 1, 2007
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