john is annoying and he picks his nose all the time in math class john thinks he is smart but he realy gets all of his answers from his iphone x that he does not even use
i hate john
by marchin May 16, 2019

by Who am I! Serously help August 9, 2017

Super cute, pretty quiet, and kind of a dork. He has dark brown, almost black, hair. He is very reserved and only talks to a few people, but he says hi when being greeted. He has an amazing low voice that sends shivers down your spine whenever he speaks. He can be completely oblivious when someone has a crush on him. He is very kind to the people around him, and he has a great sense of humor. When he walks into a room, you get an instant adrenaline rush because of how adorable he is.
"Hey, could you go over there and say hello to John for me? He's so adorable but I'm too awkward to say hi!"
by crushinglemons May 7, 2019

John another word for micro penis
by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.
by Ddppaof February 14, 2019
