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jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.
Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!
by maldoror June 23, 2004
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Jockin

Dance made up by new rapper Yung Jock
Jockin is only tight with the song "Its goin Down"

------Why They never put my words on this fuckin site. Cause Im black. Half the words here white ppl stole from black ppl anyway so we own this site
by Rico from the 301 July 15, 2006
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Fake jacking

SpongyRolla: You like ma feets?

Treesha: I’m fake jacking these
by Ernestoski January 6, 2023
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Flap Jacking

A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.
I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.
by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010
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Jacking

When one acts as though they know everything on the subject when in reality they know absolutely nothing on the subject.
Wow, Josh is really jacking right now, he knows nothing about boats.
by LargestPeen June 3, 2018
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jockin

to stay on somebody (not literaly)but like follow them around like a stalker
"ay yo hop off of chester you just keep jockin him son like you stay on him all day every day he dont even like you.
by DaniBabezz October 16, 2008
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josking

Mike Nasuti's love for Kristen.
Mike was josking Kristen.
by Mike N. October 16, 2008
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