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Jesse

The complete opposite of a big fat chud
Oh Jesse? Yeah his girlfriend is beyond lucky.
by Lilxfetusxgf February 24, 2026
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jesse

most amazing man to ever meet in all the world. Absolutely sent as a blessing from God to spread his light and although he may dim that light it’s always there to be seen. His effect on others is nothing short from great, you’ll never meet someone who will make you feel like you have to do better for him because he’s so perfect until you meet him. He’s loved by everyone around especially his girlfriend who loves him far more than he does! Best hugger, kisser, cuddles ever and no matter what the day may bring on his smile could truly bring positivity in someone’s heart. Don’t even get me started on his laugh, best sound that could ever be heard. He brings comfort and safety and makes who ever is around him feel cared about. He loves to joke around with the people around him and loves to especially rage bait his girlfriend. He also loves to tickle her on her hips because he loves torturing her and making her make a cringyyyy sound like “ ewhhh” or something like that! If you ever meet a Jesse cherish him, just not mine.
I’m so very in love with jesse
by jesseabsolutelover March 10, 2026
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jesse

Curly haired nigga who spits game for 40+ mins at the local planet fitness to only be stuck at first base. Loves the weeknd and LOVES to suck massive Indian BBC cock.
by Sticks7292(3 December 11, 2025
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jesse !

ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !

he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !
by one of jesse's besties; July 18, 2009
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Jessé

Jessé is a being beyond human comprehension
by Daafricanman November 23, 2021
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Jesse Sinn

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin
Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!
by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020
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jesse palmer

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
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