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My Sweet Jamaican Empress 

Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛
I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with.

Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far
Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what

Yuh a goodas!

fakin jamaican 

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.
I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.
fakin jamaican by DJD April 4, 2004

Flaming Jamaican 

This is what it is called when you recieve a smack in the butt with a rolled up, and lit on fire, newspaper
We were at a bonfire and Joe decided it would be hilarious to give me a Flaming Jamaican.
Flaming Jamaican by Pokesplat September 9, 2009

Jaja jamaican man sussy baka 

A very bizare individual that likes cock and likes listening yo gay music
A jaja jamaican man sussy baka It smells weird and like pp

English Chinese Jamaican 

Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.
Charlotte Crossfield is a english chinese jamaican girl

Native black Jamaican 

A person whose ancestors came to Jamaica before, or during the slave trade .To be considered a native black Jamaican/ NBJ one of your parents or two of your grandparents must’ve been born in Jamaica and have resided on the island before 1900 and 1833 retrospectively you also must be black . We are a mix of the original native tribes on the island, and the Black people brought over during the slave trade Anybody who does not meet the definition above, is considered non-NBJ .
fi mi native black Jamaican.