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Japanese Soft Serve

The art of unloading a steaming pile of loose stool onto the chest of your partner. Similar to other fecal sex acts such as the Cleveland steamer, the Japanese Soft Serve is distinguished by the decorative swirl at the top of the wet mound. Accomplished by means of a quick and succinct circular hip rotation with a strong finishing clench, more experience users are able to reproduce various intricate designs. Equated with the art of Bonsai trimming, many followers find a deep and zen-like connection to their art. An erotic delicacy in many Asian and South Asian cultures, the high fiber nature of the popular rice and grain based diet creates optimal conditions for the viscous discharge needed to consummate the dirty deed.
Bro, that Japanese Soft Serve we saw last night was inspiring...

Yeah Bro...
by ZeDairyFairy February 22, 2011
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Japaneasy

A game or task that is virtually impossible for anyone in the world to win/do, but is easy for a Japanese person to do.
I can't even win Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (for NES) by cheating, but Takahashi won it in 20 minutes.
by Adrian June 18, 2004
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Japxican

A person of half Japanese and half Mexican decent ({Jap}anese/Me{xican}). Often characterized by being extremely cute, charming, and intelligent.
Justine is a Japxican.
by RossC02 February 3, 2008
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Jappiegaming day

A day in which you Celebrate the making of the amazing YouTube channel, "jappiegaming" it is on the 5th of october.
Today is my favourite day because it is jappiegaming day.
by Jwvsa June 7, 2021
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Japalian

A racial mixture between Japanese and Italians.
Gabrielle is a cool Japalian.
by xJOExDx November 9, 2005
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Japanese Kiss

A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.
I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.
by Babies porn July 11, 2014
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