throwing a bone into me

Have sex with me.

'And I believe there was some mention about throwing a bone into me?'
'What are you talking about?'
'Aaa...penis. In my vagina. Or...wherever...'

by Still doesn't matter January 16, 2014

Jigsaw Falling Into Place

Just as you take my hand
Just as you write my number down
Just as the drinks arrive
Just as they play your favorite song
As your bad day disappears
No longer wound up like a spring
Before you had too much
Come back and focus again
The walls are bending shape
They've got a Cheshire cat grin
All blurring into one
This place is on a mission
Before the night owl
Before the animal noises
Closed circuit cameras
Before you're comatose
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawed-off shotguns
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
Just as you take my mic
Just as you dance, dance, dance

Jigsaw falling into place
So there is nothing to explain
You eye each other as you pass
She looks back, you look back
Not just once
Not just twice
Wish away the nightmare
Wish away the nightmare
You've got a light, you can feel it on your back
A light, you can feel it on your back
Jigsaw falling into place

by Zultroid December 13, 2020

Introdouche

The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.

John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."

Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."

by NickPisky February 10, 2012

introduced to a brick wall at high speed

(v.) To drive into a brick wall, usually implying death.

Nambla members, psycho bitch, eliturk and denida shoul all be introduced to a brick wall at high speed

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

Wack the Earth Into Perfection

The act of "wacking" the landscape into a perfect form.

Dude, I ca't believe Jesse just can just wack the Earth into Perfection.

by TimbobJames July 29, 2012

introactivism

the process of, or act thereof, disassembly of technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft

We were a victim of introactivism; all our computers were stolen by disassembling them and shipping them overseas.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004

Sactose Intolerant

One who is not tolerant to play under the nutsack...(near the booty hole)

She had her hand under my balls while sucking my dick. Her finger grazed my asshole and i said "whoa, back the fuck up im Sactose intolerant."

by thetallguy321 April 1, 2009