Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022

30 inches godsword

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.

rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME

by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

Nine Inch Nails Concert

A hot and sweaty (preferably homoerotic) orgy

“I went to the nine inch nails concert last night. It was pretty wild”

by pappapapa December 2, 2022

The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

ichy

a crossing of irish and malaysian decent; a scary creature; best to avoid

oh no! an ichy has jumped out of the brush - i'd better run for it

by Bills May 13, 2005

9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017