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barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.
by barnboy April 24, 2023
mugGet the barn blew upmug.

Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass
Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes
by Idk1236 April 23, 2024
mugGet the Maddie Barnesmug.

blue barn

A drafty blue barn that also sounds like something which some girls believe you shouldn't look up on urban dictionary because it reminds those girls of something else.
by Tim Maddows February 3, 2023
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Barnes

When you need to borrow £10 or a ''tenner'' from a friend.

In reference to Alan Barnes donating £10 to the woman who raised a few hundred thousand for him and then received a bill stating she had to pay somewhere around £7,000. Our young local hero Alan give her a tenner for her troubles. Top lad.
Can you help me out mate?

Yeah what is it bro?

I'm skint at the moment, can you lend me a Barnes?
by Gwent Skilatchie February 21, 2021
mugGet the Barnesmug.

barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.
Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.
by Majorly Beagle August 31, 2016
mugGet the barn fuckmug.

Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.
I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?
by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024
mugGet the Barn Swallowmug.

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