Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Plantation Florida

Located in the heart of Broward county also XxxTentacion’s birthplace. Plantation is a Mixing pot of low income to wealthy statutred citizens and influenced by many cultures. neighboring city’s like Davie (where the Yee haws get down), lauderhill, sunrise, and Drakes favorite weston.

Plantation Florida
“No more grabba Leaf in plantation?!? “
*Basically the end of the world for all high school potheads*

by Bapo March 27, 2019

florida gay

When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy

Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"

by Gtro April 24, 2018

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Boy

An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.

Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?

by A Florida Boy January 17, 2020

Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."

by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011

florida poly

See "Fuckboi University"

"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"

by xxx_madskills_xxx March 2, 2015