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florida gay

When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy
Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
by Gtro April 24, 2018
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Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis
I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob
by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020
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Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.
Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..
by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020
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florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.
by Darthspock March 8, 2022
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Florida Boy

An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.
Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?
by A Florida Boy January 17, 2020
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Florida Maelstrom

An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"

"Why did he do it to himself?"

"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011
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florida poly

"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"
by xxx_madskills_xxx March 2, 2015
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