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Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.
I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...
by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016
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it's not that kind of party

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.
person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"
by kipsix October 19, 2010
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party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.
"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"
by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008
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Tarp party

A room full of people drinking fucking sucking pissing shitting spitting licking eating. To protect the house a tarp is laid down. Hence "a tarp party"
That wild hippy woman just pissed on me from across the room, so thank god its a tarp party!
by Karl Winter July 14, 2016
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Skin Party

Girl: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boy: SKIN PARTY!
Girl: Where?
Boy: JERSEY!
by donkeyteaser June 24, 2010
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party chub

The moment in which blood fills up a man's penis about 3/5ths of a way; it is not aggressive but a respectable girth/length. Better than being flaccid, and slightly better than a half chub for all situations. You would want a party chub at almost every occasion, especially at a party or even at a business meeting.
Kaya: Hey Justin, why is your phone right there? points to pocket
Justin: Oh, it is not my phone. It's just a party chub...

Kaya: Oh! My mistake! blushes with excitement
by mtntrnman February 12, 2018
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Primer Party

Party held in dorm room or apartment downtown early on a Friday night, usually around 6:00pm. These were held to “Prime” pregameyourself for a night of drinking. It is always easier to get a good buzz on before heading out to the bars, than to spend $4.00 for a bottle of bud when you can get a suitcase for $20.00
That was some primer party last night, I got so snotted I never made it downtown
by Tackleberry October 20, 2005
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