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Honorary Black Person 

Someone of another race who has been in all aspects, accepted and regarded as the same, by black people.

Now, someone is never made to be an "honorary nigga" by just one or two black people. A whole bunch of black people basically have to get together and decide, or at least 3 speaking with impunity on behalf of black people everywhere, to make someone an honorary black person.
Guy 1: Three times in my life a bunch of black people have decided to make me an "Honorary Black Person."

Chick1: so as an honorary black person, what do you do differently?

Guy1: I live my life the same as always. Nothing different.

Chick2: well this honorary black person is just a white dude.

Guy1: exactly.
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Harnoori 

Harnoori is a good boy
She say do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my fries and my momma mcChicken I'm sorry
Person 1: Look it's Harnoori
Person 2: He's also stuffing mcdonalds fries in his face

Honorary white pass 

A pass only given by a White person to a non white person, which grants them free white privilege without being judged by the other whites.
White Cop: *stops a car for checking* May I check your vehicle for some illegal stuff?

Black guy: *shows Honorary White Pass* my white BFF gave me this

White Cop: oh I'm very sorry, I didn't know you are a honorary white, you may pass without checking.

Hip-Hopnosis 

When hip-hop artists send you subliminal messages in their music, convincing you to idolize them, and almost worship them.
illuminati might use hip-hopnosis to convince you to listen.
Hip-Hopnosis by Illuminati-TheTruth November 25, 2010

Extreme Hobnobbing 

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
Extreme Hobnobbing by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Meddle Of Honor 

A play on 'Medal Of Honor'. Meddle means to interfere, butt in, be nosey, be a busybody, etc. Ergo, Meddle Of Honor is a figurative award, or medal, if you will, given to somebody with a penchant for being nosey, be it a friend, family member, classmate, co-worker, or neighbor.
Ashley: "Did you get the boobs pic I sent?"

Tad: " Yeah, I got it. Been looking at it all day. So hot. But now my mom is asking why I'm looking at my phone more than usual. Forget Mother Of The Year award, I'm giving her the Meddle Of Honor.

honors student 

the honors student is one who fights for the extra point after they already have a 100. they dont just the hundred, they need the hundred and one. in an average honors class, you might find bloodthirsty competive opinionated jerks who are so socially backwards it hurts. these students tend to believe that the 'advanced students'and 'average student'are inferior....which makes it that much more embarassing when the inferior students get the 101
You are such a fucking honors student!!! why do u want that extra point!?!?...ur average in the class is a 98!! jeeez whats wrong with you?!