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Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.
Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.
by Frank da tank August 23, 2006
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Hookee

Originally Defined in How I Met Your Mother by Robin Scherbatsky and Marshall Eriksen --- a euphemism for stringing along someone's interest in you until someone better is available.
Dude 1: She said "I can't be with you..........Right now"
Dude 2: You're so hooked
Dude1: No I'm not!
Dude 2: That was a classic hooker line, and you are the hookee!
Dude 1: But But!
Dude 2 : No But, you're a hookee
by Ted Mosby 2.0 July 15, 2010
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Schoolgirl Hooker

A young lady who should be in class but is turning tricks instead
You're walking down the street when you're buddy says "Whoa, check out that schoolgirl hooker! let's go get a piece of tail!"
by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008
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HOOK

(1) A slang term used for the Chicago based gang Vice Lords used by the Chicago based Gangsta Disciples. HOOK means "Hater of Our King" whom is refering to the GD's founder Larry Hoover.
That bitch ass HOOK best get out of Caprini Green.
by GD 4 Life September 3, 2007
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shit hook

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'
That mf'er is a real shithook
by dr pusbag October 5, 2003
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family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away
Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!
by Dylowned June 7, 2005
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hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
by Darrin May October 20, 2007
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