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Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.
Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.
by Russellll January 18, 2008
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homeschooling

Let's balance that other definition; homeschooling is an option for any parent, even those who can afford private school tuition.

Because of their structure, there are things that institutional schools can't offer as well as homeschools, things like independence, choice, parental responsibility, freedom, flexibility, a tailored curriculum, one-on-one attention (for longer than five minutes) and far better teacher/student ratios.

Institutional schools lend themselves better to peer pressure, intimidation, student rivalry, cliques, faking one's way though class, indifference, truancy and functional illiteracy.

If a parent were a musician and formally taught their child an instrument at home, no-one would be concerned. Yet, when it comes to the 3 R's, that unnerves people.

People who oppose homeschooling throw up stereotypes like sheltering and hating everyone else. But if your knowledge of something comes from stereotypes, then what does that say about the quality of your education? The internet is used by homeschoolers, and has made information more accessible, giving a far wider range of viewpoints on any subject than a time-strapped teacher being steered by a predetermined, state-approved curriculum.

Homeschoolers don't believe that institutional schools (or those in them) are 100 per cent evil. You get good students in all types of schools, and bad ones too. But in institutional schools, it's easier to fall through the cracks, simply because they're bigger.
Person A: I am homeschooling Madison and McKaylynn because the Bible encourages me to.

Person B: I went to public school, go to church every Sunday and try to live my life in a manner that would please God. I've read from Genesis to Revelation--I don't remember seeing that.

Person A: Why don't you remember Deuteronomy 6:7 along with Luke 4:4?

Person B: Because I've got better things to do than teach my children or remember those verses, especially if it's the Old Testament. In the New Testament, Jesus said that we are to live by every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God, but The Gospels are impractical.
by I wasn't even homeschooled March 20, 2010
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Homestar

See: Homestar Runner. Short for Homestar Runner, a weird-lookin' freak.
"...but Homestar can win the stupid competition"
by Sunbun April 15, 2003
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homeschooled

when a homeschooler makes fun of a person.
1. bitch please, everyone knows that to divide fractions you have to turn the second fraction upside-down. you just got homeschooled bro!
by xskwizmx March 21, 2010
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homestarrunner

1. The reason I'm pissed at the kids at my school cuz I told them about it and they don't give me recognition.
2. A very old cartoon character which has undergone digital surgery a few years ago.
Dude! I told you about that website 2 years ago.

Nah ah

Shut up bitch! *smack*
by ed April 22, 2005
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homestarrunner.net

bused/b to be the greatest forum on earth!

Check it out urlhomestarrunner.net/url
by xXxPaoPouxXx August 4, 2003
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homestar

A moron loser who dates that hag Marzipan, who thinks shes to good for me.
Hey Homestar, you're a nerd. HAHAHAHA!
Ah, good times.
by Not Strong Bad June 7, 2003
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