hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.

your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...

by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012

hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011

hobo lung

Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.

Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.

"Dude why you coughing so much? you sick?"

"No, just got a bit of the Hobo lung, cough, cough."

by Old Leather Hands April 18, 2019

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Hobo Ho

A woman who always is asking for favors or money and lives off of the wealth and favors of others.

That girl is always demanding money or gifts. She is a Hobo Ho.

by Rezzilient January 2, 2023

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011