hoingingly

Adv. Modification of "hoing."
Describing something surprisingly pleasant that shouldn't be.

"Well well, wasn't that just hoingingly pleasant."
Getting to work and realizing you get to go home. How hongingly!

by hoingmaster December 12, 2024

hoingingly

Adv. Modification of "hoing."
Describing something surprisingly pleasant that shouldn't be.

"Well well, wasn't that just hoingingly pleasant?"
Getting to work and realizing you get to go home. How hoingingly!

by hoingmaster December 12, 2024

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Hoink

A word used in a sentence by itself when you feel ultimate feelings of joy, which usually happens around your friends. Can also be expressed starting with a Y.

“Hoink”

“Damn, I didn’t know you were having this much fun.”

by Saltypog2007 April 19, 2025

Hoings

Multiple ho’s doing something.

The hoings are rising, and they aren’t cheap.

by NotAGnimp April 30, 2025

Hosing

To urinate with great force.

The man was hosing because he was in a rush.

by ChanceHasNoChance February 23, 2026

Hoging it

To get your penis fucking demolished by a very fat bitch with a huge ass and tits when she sits on it

Bro: yo what did you do last night
Me: my girl was hoging it all night
Bro: dude are you okay

by Bifatniggaraper July 8, 2025