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Carribean Jerk Herpe

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This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.
"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"
by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004
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herpes

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Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".
"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"
by Jebus January 15, 2005
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herpegonasyphilitous

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someone who is infested with herpes, syphilis, gonoreaha
That nasty bitch has herpegonasyphilitous.
by angelofsomesort August 22, 2008
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herpetitus

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when u drink so much that u get a swollen belly, jaundice, cirrosis, yellow eyes and it occurs within 24 hours of drinking a 6 pac k of iron city beer or low price vodka...
can only be caught on smithfield street in pittsburg, pa
Damn i caught herpetitus with whembley last night....
by dj$tress239 September 2, 2009
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A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.
I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.
by omega123180 February 26, 2010
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Herpe Slurpee

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An oral herpe breakout makeout session.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
by dinkydew January 16, 2012
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herpes

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after a vigiros hour of having sex with a dog then getting big old ugly warts on your testicles and having andre lick them off
oii last night i got herpes
by 12345673452426g September 29, 2011
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