Help I need a very strong woman

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

Get some help

A phrase some drama youtubers use to make their opinions seem more valid (when they're actually not). A synonym for fuck you and commit die.

*Youtuber gets involved in YouTube drama for views and subscribers*

Youtuber: yOu'rE sUCh a dIsGraCE tO HoOmAniTy!!1!!1!!!1!!!1!!1 gO gEt sOmE hElP!! 1!1!1!1!1!

by MinecraftBruhGod January 26, 2021

big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.

Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011